I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read in blue, red, yellow and cream lettering.

I’m Jared, I’m 19 Meme Sticker

2x2 inches
$3.99
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I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read in blue, red, yellow and cream lettering.

I’m Jared, I’m 19 Meme Sticker

$3.99
STICKER TYPE Die-Cut Vinyl Sticker
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MIX & MATCH 3+ save 10% · 5+ save 20% · 10+ save 30%
DURABLE VINYL Made for everyday sticking.
Size

A perfectly normal introduction, right up until it isn’t.

This sticker keeps the full line: I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read. Blue, cream, red and yellow lettering builds from the introduction into the oversized confession. Mixed brush and rounded type gives the long quote a deliberately chaotic rhythm.

Sticker details

One physical die-cut vinyl sticker. Choose 2x2, 3x3, 4x4 or 5x5 inches. Sizes describe the bounding envelope; the cut follows the artwork and proportions are preserved. This text-heavy design is best appreciated in the larger sizes.

Care and shipping

Apply to a clean, smooth, dry surface. Contains uncensored profanity. Free U.S. shipping; allow up to two weeks for processing before shipment, plus transit. See shipping and returns.

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