{"product_id":"classified-but-tired-space-force-sticker","title":"Classified But Tired Space Force Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe briefing is classified. The exhaustion is obvious.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Classified But Tired sticker combines an astronaut-style operator, a coffee mug and a heavily redacted folder beneath a loud red CLASSIFIED stamp. Earth and satellites fill the background, while small sarcastic details reward a closer look. It is a space-operations humor design for people who know a long watch rarely comes with enough caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eDesign and sizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne physical die-cut vinyl sticker in 2x2, 3x3, 4x4 or 5x5 inches. Sizes are bounding envelopes; the cut follows the artwork without stretching its proportions. Larger sizes suit the dense illustrated details.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eApplication and delivery\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eApply to a clean, smooth, dry surface. Small text in the artwork contains profanity. This is decorative artwork, not a security credential or document. Allow up to two weeks for processing before shipment; read \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/shipping\"\u003eshipping information\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSee \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/space-force\"\u003eSpace Force\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/military\"\u003eMilitary\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stickers Bonanza","offers":[{"title":"2x2 inches","offer_id":47172619796679,"sku":"SB-MIL-USSF-007-2","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3x3 inches","offer_id":47172619829447,"sku":"SB-MIL-USSF-007-3","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4x4 inches","offer_id":47172619862215,"sku":"SB-MIL-USSF-007-4","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5x5 inches","offer_id":47172619894983,"sku":"SB-MIL-USSF-007-5","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/3358\/6119\/files\/classified-but-tired-space-force-sticker.png?v=1789313075","url":"https:\/\/stickersbonanza.com\/products\/classified-but-tired-space-force-sticker","provider":"Stickers Bonanza","version":"1.0","type":"link"}