Funny Pigeon Shirt Business Bird Tee - Nervous Suit-Wearing Pigeon, Corporate Humor, Office Life Meme, and Negotiation Gone Wrong

Funny Pigeon Shirt Business Bird Tee - Nervous Suit-Wearing Pigeon, Corporate Humor, Office Life Meme, and Negotiation Gone Wrong

🕊️💼 Negotiations Have Failed… Time for Sheer Audacity! 💼🕊️

This funny pigeon shirt perfectly captures the essence of every high-stakes business meeting gone wrong. Featuring a nervous pigeon in a suit, sweating profusely, with the quote "Negotiations have failed. I must now rely on sheer audacity," this business bird tee is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who’s had to wing it under pressure.

🔥 Why You’ll Love This Tee 🔥
✔ Ultra-Soft & Lightweight - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (solid colors) for an ultra-comfy feel. Heather blends add polyester for extra durability.
✔ High-Quality & Durable - Features twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar to maintain shape and structure over time.
✔ Ethically Made - Crafted with ethically grown U.S. cotton and Oeko-Tex® certified for safety and sustainability.

📈 Perfect for Work, Laughs & Everyday Wear 📈
This sarcastic bird tee is a must-have for anyone navigating office chaos, workplace negotiations, or corporate nonsense. Whether you’re a business professional, entrepreneur, or just a fan of absurd humor, this funny office humor shirt is a fantastic way to let everyone know you're making it up as you go.

📏 Unisex Fit & Sizing 📏
✔ Classic crewneck with a relaxed, comfortable fit for all body types.
✔ Available in sizes S-3XL - Check the size chart before ordering.

🚚 Fast & Reliable Shipping 🚚
✔ Each order is made just for you, ensuring top quality while reducing waste.
✔ Processing time: 2-5 business days.
✔ Shipping times vary by location (see checkout for details).

🧼 Easy Care Instructions 🧼
✔ Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
✔ Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
✔ Avoid bleach & fabric softeners to preserve print quality.

🎁 The Ultimate Office & Business Gift! 🎁
Know someone who’s winging it at work? This corporate humor tee is the perfect gift for coworkers, entrepreneurs, startup founders, and anyone who’s ever bluffed their way through a meeting with sheer confidence and a little bit of sweat.

✨ Add to cart now—because audacity is always the answer! ✨