Plant Sticker, Funny Plant - "I Thrive on Neglect but Why Am I Dying" Dark Humor Vinyl Decal, Quirky Indoor Plant Joke, Gift for Gardeners

Plant Sticker, Funny Plant – ""I Thrive on Neglect but Why Am I Dying"" Dark Humor Vinyl Decal, Quirky Indoor Plant Joke, Gift for Gardeners

Description:

This plant sticker is for all the plant parents who do their best… or at least try! Featuring a funny plant struggling with reality and the phrase ""I thrive on neglect but also why am I dying,"" this sticker captures the essence of neglect humor with a touch of dark humor. Perfect for plant lovers, self-care humor fans, and anyone who appreciates a quirky plant joke!

Premium Quality & Materials
✔ Durable Vinyl: Made from high-quality glossy decal material for a long-lasting finish.
✔ Kiss-Cut Design: Easy to peel while keeping the backing intact.
✔ Strong Adhesive: Sticks securely to most smooth surfaces.
✔ Indoor Use: Ideal for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and more.

Versatile Use & Gift-Worthy Design
✔ Perfect for Plant Lovers: A hilarious plant lover gift for those with a questionable green thumb.
✔ Great for Any Space: Use it on laptops, journals, tumblers, and as quirky decor.
✔ Funny & Unique Gift: Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

Sizes & Customization
✔ Multiple Sizes Available: Choose from 4 different sticker sizes.
✔ White or Transparent Background: Pick the style that best fits your aesthetic.

Order Processing & Shipping
✔ Fast Production: Each indoor plant joke sticker is made to order with care.
✔ Secure Packaging: Shipped safely to ensure it arrives in perfect condition.

How to Apply & Care
✔ Clean Surface First: Ensure the area is dry and dust-free before applying.
✔ Peel & Stick: Gently peel from the backing and place it smoothly on your desired surface.
✔ Avoid Excess Moisture: Not waterproof, so keep it dry for long-lasting use.