Description: Prepare for battle—or at least for another sip of coffee—with this mouse coffee mug, featuring a tiny but mighty sword-wielding mouse paired with the hilariously relatable quote: "Mentally, I am preparing for battle. Realistically, I am lying down." This funny mouse mug is perfect for fantasy lovers, medieval humor fans, and anyone who dreams big but naps often.
Premium Quality & Materials ☕ Made from durable white ceramic, this quirky coffee mug is microwave- and dishwasher-safe, ensuring easy use and long-lasting quality. The crisp, high-quality print keeps colors bold so your warrior mouse mug stands out.
Perfect for Any Occasion 🛡️ Whether you're a D&D player, fantasy fan, or just battling through another Monday, this battle-ready mug is perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate. Ideal for work, home, or your next medieval joke mug moment.
Size & Customization 📏 Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes to fit your caffeine needs. Want to personalize the quote or tweak the design? We’re happy to customize it just for you! ✨
Shipping & Order Processing 📦 Each mug is made to order, ensuring top quality. Orders are processed quickly, and shipping is reliable so your lazy warrior mug arrives safely at your door.
Care Instructions ✅ Microwave & dishwasher safe for easy use and cleaning. ✅ Lead & BPA-free for safe drinking.
If you love nerdy coffee mugs, fantasy humor gifts, or unique coffee mugs, this is a must-have! A great gift for mouse lovers, sarcastic warriors, and anyone fighting life’s daily battles—one sip at a time.
Shipping & Policies
Shipping from United States
Processing time
4-6 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Secure options
Accepts Etsy gift cards
Returns & Exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.